Galumphing 256
I had just totaled my car a week ago and luckily walked out of the wreckage in one piece. All I could do was thank the Lord I was still alive and that I had enough to buy a new car. My hopes were set on the little red Honda del Sol in the showcase room, but would I have enough to buy it? I talked to the car salesman and told him my horrific tale of driving off a side road over a creek and sliding down a tree with absolutely no marks. Luckily for me he was quite religious and felt this was some type of sign…a good one at that. He calculated the costs of all my needs and with the 10% discount for me letting Jesus take the wheel I had just enough money to purchase my dream car. No need to go back to the bank for extra money. With that, the car keys were put in my hand and I drove out the showcase window…..oops, my bad!